December 2011
Watchkilljoysmakesometoys:
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
pukes because perfect
idc abotu zooey no offence zoo but omg its joseph
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts...
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else...”
– ― Ralph Waldo Emerson (via butadreamplease)
I'm feeling like an asshole so I need to get this...
Dear person whose car I hit,
I was a bit preoccupied while driving today and when I went to park I didn’t realize there wasn’t much room. So I hit your car…and my immediate reaction was to just drive away because well there wasn’t any damage as far as I could see…so then this man told me to just drive away and to not worry about it and that “he didn’t...
Turn on.
justshutup-bro:
If you were thinking the same you are amongst 98% of the people. If not you are amongst 2 % whose mind think very differently.
Reblog and go to your tumblr page to see the result.
im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl
oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
R.I.P to the family of 6 who died because a man...
You support gay rights? Are you gay?
youu-make-me-beautiful:
You support animal rights? Are you an animal?
ugh yes
“I already forget how I used to feel about you.”
– Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (via themotionofchange)
Taylor Lautner is NOT gay.
madeedoodle:
if you look at the bar code, it says the People issue is from 2006.
L0L
